Venn's Playground Asylum

clientsfromhell:

I was cutting out some foamboard for a client. 

Client: No no no! We need three right arrows and two left arrows! Not the other way around! 

I turned one of the extra left arrows 180 degrees.

Client: How’d you do that?

clientsfromhell:

Client: Hey, I want to cancel the project so If you could just give me a full refund of my non-refundable deposit and we’ll both go our separate ways

Me: I’m afraid the non-refundable deposit can’t be returned.

Client: What? Why?

Me: It’s non-refundable.

Client: Well I didn’t know that!

collegehumor:

Cheating
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collegehumor:

Cheating

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18-15n-77-30w:

http://18-15n-77-30w.tumblr.com/

her hair is epic. but she look like she’s a force to be reckoned with. #dope

18-15n-77-30w:

http://18-15n-77-30w.tumblr.com/

her hair is epic. but she look like she’s a force to be reckoned with. #dope

(via fuckyeahnaturalhair)

collegehumor:

Flowchart: Do You Like Me? [click to find out]

collegehumor:

Flowchart: Do You Like Me? [click to find out]

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

$1 Fleshlight Rentals
It’s probably not worth it if you have to tip the cashier $100 to never tell a soul.

gross. lmao!

collegehumor:

$1 Fleshlight Rentals

It’s probably not worth it if you have to tip the cashier $100 to never tell a soul.

gross. lmao!

(Source: College Humor)

n-a-s-a:

Moon AND Sun
Credit & Copyright: Fred Espenak 

n-a-s-a:

Moon AND Sun

Credit & Copyright: Fred Espenak 

collegehumor:

CAN YOU HEAR MY NOW? Good.
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collegehumor:

CAN YOU HEAR MY NOW? Good.

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n-a-s-a:

A Superwind from the Cigar Galaxy
Credit & Copyright: FOCAS, Subaru 8.2-m Telescope, NAOJ 

n-a-s-a:

A Superwind from the Cigar Galaxy

Credit & Copyright: FOCAS, Subaru 8.2-m Telescope, NAOJ 

Croptastrophe

clientsfromhell:

Client: I really like the blue card with the white text. I also liked the little squares you put in the corners on the white card.

I was confused for a second, until I realized he liked the crop marks in the corners of the spec design.